hello my brother bought me some beer
for christmas
andi've been harbouring the bottles this whole time because he passingly said to let him know what i think of them
since then months have passed and i've just been stewing on 1000 things so here we are. because i'm a man of science I have compiled extensive techncical data and science graphs to convey these Weird Beer Experiences™. i'm rating these beers by three categories:
design - is the label nice? is it kind of cookie-cutter trendy beer bolx? do you care?
taste - does it actually taste ok? do people like beer despite the inherently bad taste? Do You Care?
memory - do i even remember what drinking this was like? is that a good thing? DO YIOU CAER
HERE WE GO IT'S CHRISTMAS EVERY DAY OK
yeastie boys inari biru japanese rice beer
i vaguely recall this tasting like funny beer, but not in like a bad way. I don't know what rice drink tastes like UNLESS IT'S THAT RICE DREAM Y'ALLL WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
it's fine
beavertown black betty
hop stuff four hour session
yeastie boys gunnamatta earl grey
sweet sw-sw-sweeet can
vermont esb wild horse
the bottle smells great. I do not remember the beer tasting great. the design is whatever i'm not going to check but if that website isn't made with squarespace i'll buy another wild horse.well I won't - according to the bottle they have this whole thing where they only brew some beers once unless people say it's good or something.
whatever, north wales. get outta here
get
wylam nomi sorachi
sniffed hard and got nothin but there's mould in there for sure. i didn't think this plan through i'm sorry i'm just really distracted by the whole mould thign i
botttle design is wack as hell, get outta hjere
partizan lemongrass saison
really did not need to smell this bottle because spoiler alert this beer was lemon-esque but i did and there's So Much Mould. so much
mould
i;m
Lemongrass is coool tho, i think this was a highlight of the crate but maybe i'm just biased because of That Bottle. the photo isn't very good but whatever look it up
hope passifyoucan blonde
sounds average and probably just tasted like Weird beer. who cares. more importantly, No mould! maybe that should have been one of the categories. these have been in my warm, moist house for months uhhh
the bottle is weird but not good. i don't get the joke probably
wild beer co wild goose chase pale
did I start rinsing these or something? Mould-free. huh.
alright anyway
HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE SECON WORST BEER OF THE SLAB This beer is bitter (labelled as 'Zingy') and bad and why would you make beer (bad) into Weird Beer (risky) and then add gooseberry flavours (cursed).
too many many typeface and the wild beer deer looks p silly. whatever
pressure drop wallbanger
there's residue but no mould UM i mean
Nice bottle and i think it was nice with that citrus but it might have been bad.
Also 'pair with: fish tacos'? Rude
actually another one of these said to have with like meat and stuff. thanks for the vegan beers i guess you can't match them all with seitan and chips
bottle so nice tho
SO WHAT DID WE LEARN
I like pastel colours and 'tasteful' designs and i don't like Weird beer really but I'm glad that my brother made an effort to get me a nice vegan christmas present. faves are the fruit ones but i could have guessed that before. feels good to have the Science Facts to back up my rocksolidopinions
I will almost certainly never get any of these again unless forced to, but this is a good reminder to go to Tall Boys and get some belgian longbos. green bottles. you know what it is. the fruit ones
nice one
